Giới thiệu: Hi, Fappers and Drippers, I’m your international Alan Hardyman, the living embodiment of erotic handyman duties. Hard to explain my English name: I'm born in Italy, I live In Greece but I act for American audience. I speak Italian because it’s the sexiest language in the world, but I’m sure you’ll understand me thanks to the subtitles. I'm the man who has surpassed a BILLION VIEWS across platforms and received two Society Awards. I am the factotum of the global pornosphere, always ready to serve the cause with philosophical resignation. A performer who ventures into monetized vaginas, handling coitus the way a capitalist office drone handles a spreadsheet: resigned to his fate, aware that free will is an illusion and that we live in a deterministic reality. Writer, producer, and editor of the pleasure-packed videos titled FUCKTOTUM, which everyone calls ENTERTAINMENT, yet no one dares to call ART.
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Hi, Fappers and Drippers, I’m your international Alan Hardyman, the living embodiment of erotic handyman duties. Hard to explain my English name: I'm born in Italy, I live In Greece but I act for American audience. I speak Italian because it’s the sexiest language in the world, but I’m sure you’ll understand me thanks to the subtitles. I'm the man who has surpassed a BILLION VIEWS across platforms and received two Society Awards. I am the factotum of the global pornosphere, always ready to serve the cause with philosophical resignation. A performer who ventures into monetized vaginas, handling coitus the way a capitalist office drone handles a spreadsheet: resigned to his fate, aware that free will is an illusion and that we live in a deterministic reality. Writer, producer, and editor of the pleasure-packed videos titled FUCKTOTUM, which everyone calls ENTERTAINMENT, yet no one dares to call ART.
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Tôi là: 38 tuổi, nam giới, dị tính linh hoạt
Từ: Hoa Kỳ
Mối quan tâm và sở thích: Chịch cửa sau, Chơi tay 3, Chơi nhóm, Xuất trong, Lên đỉnh, Phun nước, Chơi hai lỗ, Vét máng
Ngôn ngữ: Tiếng Anh, Tiếng Ả Rập, Tiếng Pháp, Bằng tiếng Ý, Tiếng Mã Lai, Tiếng Tây Ban Nha
Thu nhập: To lớn
Trẻ em: Không, nhưng có thể tôi muốn một ít
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Dân tộc: Đa trắng
Loại cơ thể: Trung bình
Độ dài của tóc: Dài
Màu tóc: Tóc nâu
Màu mắt: Cây phỉ
Chiều cao: 4 ft 48 in (122 cm)